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sweets are evil / 2002-03-26 - 8:57 p.m.
Okay. I love my cousin, but at the same time she's absolutely evil. Why? She brought cookies into the house. Yummy Keebler Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies.

Evil girl.

I don't buy things like that anymore. Pretty much swearing off sweets except for the occasional fudge ice cream or candy bar. Truth be told, after cutting back on soda and not eating sweets, they pretty much make me sick.

So my cousin and her boyfriend pass out on my couch and there they are, the cookies, in all their soft batch glory.

Of course, you know what I did next.

I snuck in there, like a guilty little child and ate some of the cookies. No, I'm not stealing them, she gave me permission to eat them. Except, I ate six of them with milk and now I am full of cookies and feel like sending them for a visit from my body to my keyboard.

They were so damn good too, but as usual, I forget that I've changed my eating habits and my body is paying the price.

No more for me. I'll stick to other things that I still can't and never will swear off. Like sex and red meat.